Damon: Are we going to ignore the part where he is one of the killer's victims?

Damon: Well, I guess I could rip out Dr. False Accusation's throat. Maybe her tongue

Damon: Dear diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me forever

Stefan: What are you doing? Damon: Digging up clues. Most of the Originals are gone

Stefan: Ahhh, I get it, I get it. You're bored. Your best friend's in jail

Damon: You know you don't have to disguise your true motives... if you want more sex, just ask for it

Stefan: Remember Sage? Damon: Oh, right, Sage. Speaking of great sex.

Sage: How sad. You're doing it all wrong. Bad vampire. Damon: I was hungry. Now I am not hungry

Damon: My quality of form is purely subjective. Sage: A woman isn't just for food. She's for pleasure.

Stefan: What are you doing? Damon: Tough love, Stefan.

Elena: but at the beginning, after my parents died, there was something bout being with Stefan that jus felt safe

Matt: Safe? Elena, he's a vampire. Elena: I know, believe me, just saying it out loud it sounds crazy

Elena: but it's like I knew that he would never stop loving me. Like he would never... Matt: What?

Elena: Die. Like he would never die. Matt: Like your parents did. And Damon?

Elena: Damon just sort of snuck up on me. He got under my skin & no matter what I do I just - I can't shake him

Matt: Once you fall in love with someone, I don't know if - I don't know if you can ever shake them

Damon: they were calling you the Ripper of Monterrey. I let you walk away. I watched you go over the edge

Damon: I didn't do anything to stop u. Stefan: u couldn't have. Damon: Sure I could of. But I just didnt want to

Damon: But I want to now. And whenever you go too far, I will be there to pull you back

Damon: Every second, every day, till you don't need me. Stefan: Why? Damon: Cause right now, you're all I got